The last two (and pretty much only two) times I’ve really been fucked up, I watched those skits with that long haired nosferatu British groovy dude idek how to explain this but I blame him for my vomit
When my man out in public n he sneeze bitches better NOT say bless you. Like hello look at me he already blessed! These hoes.
I’ve literally been an emotional shitstorm the past 6 years of my life￼
Being gay is so weird. Like hello let me shove my penis inside your fucking ass. Who even thought of that.
I like that chips and salsa is an entirely plant based experience like hello where did all these flavors come from
It’s 3 am. In the morning. Welp, blaze it
goodnight. just remember, the important thing is you tried